five pearls of wisdom to remember

.......1. Money can’t buy happiness but

somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then, neither does milk.

*fotoğrafıda alakaya maydonoz olsun diye koydum.